Family Guy

After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of "The King and I" Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer's Chair and starts to make some "artistic changes" to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

Forced to go to a women's retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.